Well if you must know, I’m just a girl with a Bachelors in Film and a Masters in Visual Development, living in NYC.

“Wow Alyssa! You have two degreez AND you made it to the big city? You must be so accomplished!”

Omg you’re so nice to say that! Unfortunately, you’re wrong and i’m sorry to disappoint you!

After much schooling and competing with many talented artist, one might’ve been discouraged to keep going and might’ve grabbed any job they could attain to survive in the big city and got themselvez stuck at an unfulfilling retail job where customerz pay little to no respect for the workerz!

BUT then…

Something beautiful happened.

One might’ve changed their perspective on what waz truly happening before their eyez:

A chaotic work environment

Fiery, sarcastic, and moody coworkerz

Entitled, bratty, and inconsiderate customerz

All day.

Every day.

One might’ve thought to themselves:

“Wow the amount of shit that goes down in this store is so ridiculous it’z almost like I made it up. We need to make a show about this.”

And THAT ladiez and gentlemen iz how SLACKERZ, waz born.

[One is me by the way.)

You want more??

Oh stop, you’re making me blush!

I’ll make this quick.

I grew up in Orange County, CA. Went to school at Syracuse University for my film studiez, and then did a masterz online through Academy of Art University. After a couple yearz, I moved to Brooklyn, NY to further my growth az a person and an artist [best decision of my life] and I have never been happier.